All about that dude who writes stuff...you can read.
I've never been that good at expressing who I am. Maybe it's because I would rather hear about you and how your day is going. Maybe it's because I'm an introvert. Maybe it's because I don't want to get a big ego talking about myself. Maybe I just like saying the word maybe.
Well, if I'm going to tell you something about me, I might as well just let it come from the heart. First and foremost, I'm a husband to the most beautiful and awesome woman on the planet (she plays video games ya'll. nuff said), I have the cutest sons, (No really, I'm not just saying that), and I'm a storyteller. I can't say I'm a master of writing yet because there's still plenty of people out there that can make me go dumb when I come across their sentences (have you read Ender's game? Simple and complex all at once). But for some reason I know what stories people like to read about and I can make them think about things that don't come across their eyes (or ears, if you will) too often.
I love telling stories. There's nothing I like more than hearing about someone's who's life has just been changed, or how their day has just been ROCKED because of one of my tales. Oh yes. That's almost as good as Florida's natural orange juice (spoiler alert: it's delicious).
So storytelling is basically why I exist. To tell tall tales and inspire people to strive for better. I want people to climb out of the monotony of their lives and dream again. So yeah, if you ever want to talk about anything, feel free to email me! (still trying to figure out how I can get a forum on this site...I suck at website design). But you can reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org
As far as other stuff about me? I'm 31 years old. I'm super young at heart (I can still watch dragonball Z or Super and a kids movie and then 1 hour later I'm enjoying an episode of Breaking Bad and screaming at the Purge movie for wasting a wonderful concept and turning it into a standard home invasion horror), I hate it when people say I can't do something, I'm going to grow out of something eventually, or they treat me differently because of my age. I love tacos, chinese food (the american, it will poison you kind) and orrrrrrrrrrrange juice. I love books and music of any fashion as long as they have a point in the end, and Final Fantasy 14 is my official narcotic (Square Enix, if you need someone for your commercials, pick me!). I'm very religious but I'm also clear headed and critically analyzing everything so yes, I can have an actual conversation with someone without trying to convert them in the next breath. If you don't believe it, just try me!
Other than that all that, I'm just a guy trying to have the best life possible EVAH. (<---- can this guy spell?)
And with that being said, here's a picture of me (not really) and a quote detailing EXACTLY what's going through your head after reading this incredible, mind blowing About Me page and knowing that I'm smiling right now over the wonderful journey we have just begun together.